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Wednesday 27 February 2013

Come to Australia (You might accidentally get killed)

I thought it was about time I contributed something to this blog so here is a lovely jolly little tune for you to listen to.  We have been listening to it on nearly all the tours we have been taking as the guides seem to think it's funny!  (The video is pretty good too...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEeq5qGh8I

Before we left the UK we both read Bill Bryson's book 'Down Under' which is really funny on all the deadly creatures that can get you in the sea or on land so when we arrived and the first thing that my aunt said when we arrived at her house was, 'There is a huge carpet snake somewhere in the garden...' (carpet snakes are a python and can get very big) you can understand that we were a bit concerned. Then when we took our sailing trip around the Whitsundays we had to wear stinger suits so the jellyfish wouldn't get us. While on the west coast it was the great whites we had to look out for, although it was Bondi Beach on the east side that had to be evacuated because the lifeguards spotted a shark swiiming around.

There are Australians apparently, who have never seen a snake, even though there are supposed to be 7 or 8 in every square kilometre.  Nick's cousins in Perth have been in Oz for nearly 60 years and they have never seen one.  I have only been here for three months and it turns out that I am a bit of a snake magnet or a parselmouth for the Harry Potter fans.  I have had 9 snake encounters and after yesterday when I finally got the photographic evidence Nick has started to think he ought to not go out walking with me.

So here they are and the last two have pictures!

1. Walking down a very well populated and properley made up track from the top of the Byron Bay lighthouse to the beachto meet Sam and Simon - I saw a brown snake curled around one of the posts in the side of the path.  Simon said it was probably a whip snake(not bad) but Sam said even brown snakes (bad)  have to start small.

2. At Airlie Beach Motel there was a snake curled up on a table between two of the rooms in the evening of the first night we were there.  The receptionist said it was probably a tree snake (not bad).

3. On our first tour up the west coast we spotted a long black snake on the road which reared up as the truck passed it. Nick didn't see this one, but the guide did.  He didn't know what kind of one it was.

4. At Monkey Mia while watching the ranger standing in the water talking about dolphins and getting ready to let us, the public go in to the water to feed the dolphins fish, a sea snake (very bad) stuck its head and most of its body out of the water...even the ranger was concerned.

5. At Karijini we had been warned that there might well be snakes out, especially at night so that was a worry if we needed to pop to the loo across the track from our tent.  I went the wrong way back to our tent and saw a small snake (unknown) across the path which I took a wide detour to avoid (remember 'Leave It Alone' from our talk at the Currumbin Animal Sanctuary at the start of our trip).  But got back to the tent to tell everyone in a bit of a flap.

6. As we drove out of Karijini I saw a  wedge tailed eagle swoop down into the bush and then watched as it flew off with a big black snake (unknown) in its claws.  Too quick to take a picture but actually spectacular.

7. On the Nullarbor trip you can imagine the idea of sleeping in swags was a bit of a worry with my previous experience, but it was the guide who spotted another big snake, a taipan (very bad) crossing the road  and going into the long grass.  He promptly jumped out of the truck with his camera to wander around in that same grass to try to get pics.  Needless to say I stayed on board.

8.  Which brings us to yesterday.  Dennis said that he had never seen a snake around his place so not to worry....well...  We went for a walk to see some of the millionaire houses and Dennis spotted a snake on the track we had just walked on.  We think this big snake was a tiger snake (very bad because not only poisonous but aggressive as well) because it had the  stripes on it. We stood well back and let it do its thing (Leave It Alone).  But here is the picture of it:



9. So thinking that surely has to be it for snake encounters, we set off on a longer walk to the end of the peninnsula to see the forts and the sea.  We passed a sign saying beware uneven ground and another warning about the possibility of snakes.  Nick tripped as he walked up a ramps so we all had a bit of a laugh about not reading the signsand I said, 'Ho Ho, we might well see a snake now...' and blow me down but two minutes later Dennis was standing withhis hands in the air saying I nearly stepped on a snake.  I thought this was just teasing but there it was slipping into the grass.  And another picture to prove it:


We are about to set off on another adventurous day out on the Peninnsula and I am just hoping that I have had all the encounters with snakes now.  I think three a month is enough for anyone.  And one day I'll tell you the tale of the Killer Golden Retrievers they have here.

Friday 22 February 2013

Days 239-254: Perth to Melbourne

In which we drive south of Perth again, cross the Nullarbor, explore Adelaide (a bit) and follow the Great Ocean Road to Melbourne.


Days 239-247 (Perth to Adelaide)

So, just to recap a little, we’re in Perth, Western Australia (WA) having spent some time in the city visiting my relatives and whatnot after a trip up the Coral Coast to Exmouth, then Karijini National Park and back to Perth again.

Today is the first day of our next mini trip (arranged through Greyhound Australia). We had a bit of an early start – made less bearable by a particularly grumpy taxi driver – to get to the meeting point (the tourist bus stop near the station) where we were picked up by Simon (a.k.a. Simmo) our guide and driver and cook for this nine day trip south and east across the Nullarbor Plain to Adelaide, South Australia (SA). By the time we’d made a second stop to collect a couple more passengers (Richard and Danuta from the Karijini trip) we were a very full bus of 20. Same sort of mix as before: mostly Europeans plus two US citizens, but no Asians this time.

Simon drove us south along the Great Southern Highway via another of WA’s vast wheat-growing regions, this one providing up to 60% of Australia’s wheat, when there isn’t a drought like the one they’ve been experiencing for the last 15 years. We past through the towns of York (very pretty and WA’s first inland settlement) Corrigin (10 times winner of Western Australia’s Tidy Town competition and many times holder of the ‘most dogs and utes in a queue’ world record) to iconic Wave Rock, where we had lunch. On the way, Simon suggested that we contact our nearest and dearest and tell them we’d be out of reach for a while, and expressed the hope that we’d charged all our electronic devices, because, save for the bus’s single lighter socket, we’d be without electricity for the next six days. He also explained that we’d be without beds or a roof over our heads for the whole nine nights, all of which gave us something of an insight into what lay ahead.
  

After lunch (sandwiches – it’s always sandwiches) we drove on to Stokes Inlet National Park, after passing through the Fitzgerald Biosphere, incorporating the Fitzgerld River National Park, which is, according to Dr. Bernd von Droste of UNESCO, “…without doubt the most important Mediterranean ecosystem reserve in the world. It stands out for its scientific, conservation and educational values in the same way that the Galapagos Islands do.” You can’t build on it, put a road through it, or even so much as put a sign up in it. Why then, we wondered, is there a stonking great Chinese-owned nickel mine in the middle of it. (Did someone say ‘Ker-ching’?)

That night we dined on Kangaroo mince fajitas, which was excellent – Simon is an RAAF trained professional chef amongst many other talents – and slept under the stars in our canvas swags. In all honesty, I can’t recommend sleeping in swags, romantic though they may seem; they’re heavy, uncomfortable, old-fashioned, claustrophobic, non-breathable and poorly insulated,

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The next morning, after a relatively uncomfortable night, we drove on to Esperance, a pleasant sea-side town, which, due to the hour, was largely still closed. Having made use of the loos in McDonald’s – they were open, of course – and stocked up at the bottle shop, which was also open (of course) we drove on to our next campsite in Cape Le Grand NP, which Simon left us to explore on our own a bit. Meanwhile, he drove the bus back to Esperance to get the air-conditioning fixed, which had packed up that morning, the morning of day two of our nine day trip across one of the most inhospitable deserts in Australia with a sealed road through it. Apparently, he’d previously made two crossings of the Nullarbor sans a/c and wasn’t about to make a third, especially not in Summer.

Before driving back to town, Simon dropped us off at Thistle Cove and pointed us along a foot path that took us up and over a headland and down into Lucky bay, just below our campsite. We had a very pleasant walk along a well way-marked path with some terrific views of gleaming white beaches and 100s of tiny islands beyond.
 


Along the way, we passed by a memorial to Mathew Flinders, a British navigator and cartographer, who was the first to sail all the way round Australia. During his circumnavigation, he stopped off at Lucky Bay, which is said to have the purest (90+ percent) whitest sand of any beach anywhere in the world. It’s so fine, we were told, that NASA used it to polish the mirrors of the Hubble space telescope.

Back at camp, we met up with another group on an east-west tour with the same company. Some of our group were heading back to Perth with them and some of them were coming to Adelaide with us. That evening was quite lively with both groups combined sharing the same meal. That night – our second in swags – we got slightly more sleep than the previous, having learned a bit about how to make the best of these canvas body bags. I’m still not a fan, though.

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After saying bon voyage to the Perth-bound group, we had another walk the following morning, this time from Rossiter Bay back to camp. The walk – a little longer than the previous day’s – took us through more stunning scenery and afforded us more great views. From there we drove back to Esperance – where Simon had failed to get the a/c fixed the day before – and on, after lunch, to Norseman.

Norseman the town takes its name from a seem of gold found nearby, so the story goes, by a horse who, after pawing at the ground where he had been tied up by his owner, one of two Sinclair brothers, unearthed a huge chunk of the shinny stuff. The horse – and so the seam – was named Norse-man, and there’s a statue to him in the town.

After a long, hot drive drive along the Eyre Highway, we made our camp at a place called Afghan Rocks, named for a camel driver – who where known as Afghans, but actually came from India – that was murdered following an argument between him and a group of settlers who apparently took exception to him bathing in what was for them an important source of clean drinking water.

That night, after admiring the amazing display of stars at this remote spot on an almost moonless night, we decided, instead of enduring another night in swags, to pitch our tent and, consequently enjoyed a light-weight, comfy, hi-tech, spacious, well ventilated, temperate and private night’s rest. Aaah: that’s better.

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After an early start, we continued east across the Nullarbor – which is Latin for ‘no trees’, by the way – along the Eyre Highway towards our lunch stop at the Mundrabilla Roadhouse, which is about half way between Perth and Adelaide. On the way we drove along several stretches of long straight road, including a 90Km section that is the longest bit of road without any kind of bend or curve in Australia, and several sections that had ben widened and were marked as emergency runways for the Royal Flying Doctor Service: a vital, yet non-state funded organisation, made possible by charitable donation only. Reminds of the our own RNLI, which also receives no state funding for its similarly life-saving work. We also passed through a small place called called Belladonna.

In 1979, NASA’s space station, Skylab was set to tumble back to earth and, or so it was planned, fall safely into the Indian Ocean. Unfortunately, something went wrong during its re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere and, while it began to break up over the ocean, it ended up smashing into Western Australia. Of course, the wreckage covered quite a large area, but it’s Belladonna that claims to be the actual crash site.

The next stop after lunch was Eucla, a very small town (pop. <100) right on the coast. Eucla was an important telegraph repeater station in the 1870s where messages sent between Victoria and Western Australia were translated. Apparently while WA used International Morse Code, Victoria used American Morse Code. We visited the old telegraph station, which is now ruined and half buried under sand dunes that began to encroach inland after the great rabbit plague of the 1890s, during which most of the vegetation there was eaten by this none native pest, which lead to the destabilisation of the dunes.

From there we drove on to the WA/SA border, where we had to put our watches forward two and a half hours in one go, followed by a stop at the Bunda Cliffs in the middle of the Great Australian Bight. At 60m to 120m high, they rank amongst the tallest sea cliffs in the world.

The final stop of the day, and our home for the night, was the Koonalda homestead: an abandoned sheep station and roadhouse/fuel stop/mechanics. It was abandoned when the Eyre Highway was re-aligned by only a hundred metres or so in the 1970s and lost all its trade overnight. Now it’s a ghost station (supposed to be actually haunted) surrounded by an automobile graveyard.

Nearby, there’s a sink hole which we visited before dinner. At the bottom of it is the entrance to an extensive cave system with some of the oldest (20,000+ years old) aboriginal rock paintings in Australia. Unfortunately, there was no way for us to climb down into the sink hole to see them, which was a bit frustrating.

As a special treat, after dinner, Simon cooked some sweet Damper bread to have as a sort of pudding. Damper is an unleavened bread made with just flour and water and was a staple of stockmen who travelled in remote areas with only the most basic of rations. It’s cooked in the ashes of a camp fire or formed round a stick and held in the flame. Simon’s version had some baking soda, sugar and dried fruits in it. This wasn’t just damper, it was Marks and Spencer’s luxury fruited damper. Basically, it was a scone without the fat and quite tasty with jam and butter.

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Simon gave us an extra hour in bed this morning – which, with the time change, actually meant an hour and half less. Before we left Koonalda, Simon drove us to a spot he knows above an underground cave where a small hole in the cave’s roof leads to the surface. He demonstrated an atmospheric effect where air is either blown out of the cave through the hole or sucked in, depending on the temperature (and therefore pressure) of the air in the cave relative to that of the outside air.

As we continued towards the eastern edge of the Nullarbor Plain, we saw several wild Dingoes. Apparently, they are not a native Australian  species, but arrived from Indonesia several millennia ago (estimates vary) but are now considered a vulnerable species (and therefore protected) in some states, whilst controlled as a pest in others.

Once out of the Nullarbor Plain, trees returned to the landscape almost immediately. We stopped to take pictures in front of a much photographed road sign warning of Kangaroos, camels and wombats on the road and some more of part of a five kilometre dingo-proof fence: the longest man-made structure on earth. (No, you can’t see it from space.) Where the road crosses the fence line, there is a double size cattle grid. There’s a culvert running beneath the grid, and several of our group got underneath it to take photos as trucks run over them.

Next stop was Ceduna, the first town east of the Nullarbor, where we had to give up all our fruit and vegetables at the quarantine inspection station. After a quick visit to an aboriginal art gallery (good but pricy) we drove on to Streaky Bay, so named for discolorations in the sea there, caused not by freshwater entering the sea, as Mathew Flinders thought, but by natural oils released by certain varieties of seaweed.
After a quick stop to sea a life-sized model of a record breaking Great White Shark caught by a local man, and a look round the town while Simon shopped to replace the veg we had to give up at the check point, we drove on to the tour company’s head quarters, Coodlie Park Farm.

As well as being a working farm, they have a variety of styles of guest accommodation. As we were due to stop there for a couple of nights, Juli and I decided to take a break from camping and upgraded to a cottage with en-suite bathroom. This meant we got a comfortable bed, some privacy and could wash off the road grime we’d accumulated without having to queue for one of just two shower the others had to share between all of them. It cost us about £85 for the two nights and was worth every penny.

They gave us a good supper of local lamb before taking us out on a sort of night safari to lamp for some of the nocturnal animals they have there abouts. We saw a feral cat, a couple of rabbits, lots of kangaroos (actually crepuscular rather than nocturnal) and a single wombat, which – and you probably knew this already – is about the size of a badger and lives in a burrow very similar to a badgers set. Unlike badgers, however, they’re marsupials with an interesting adaption: their pouch faces backwards so they don’t fill it with dirt when they’re burrowing.

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The next morning, we all drove out to Sceale (pronounced ‘scale’) Bay. Some of the group had a surfing lesson while others – us included – enjoyed a leisurely stroll up and down the beach. Whilst there, we spotted a large pod of dolphins just clear of the surf. Later, we learned that some of the surfer set had the rare pleasure of experiencing the dolphins swimming amongst them.

The group split up again after lunch at Baird Bay, with one group paying to go snorkelling with sea-lions (and maybe dolphins) while our group went to Point Labatt to see a colony of sea-lions lounging around on a small but protected outcrop of flat rocks. We saw maybe a couple of dozen adults and pups from our vantage point atop the cliffs above the rocks, but were rather too far away to get a good look, having stupidly left my monocular back at camp. (Sorry, library girls.)

From there, we drove on to some impressive granite formations known as The Haystacks. They would look impressive at any time, but with dark rain clouds behind them – somewhere was getting a soaking – they were doubly so.

When we got back to the farm, having met back up with the others (no dolphins) we discovered, much to the horror of the swag campers, that ‘somewhere’ included there. They’re swags and sleeping bags, which they had been assured would be fine left out, were soaked through and nobody at the farm had thought to bring them under cover. Actually, that’s not quite true: one of the staff members actually started to do just that, but, inexplicably was told not to by the one of the husband and wife owners. Well you can imagine the swaggers reactions to that piece of intelligence: they were not happy campers. Fortunately there was still quite a bit of warmth left in the day and, spread out and hung over fences, their kit soon dried. However, quite understandably, the mumbles of discontent rumbled on for some time. That, added to the existing grumbles about the lack of a/c on the bus, quite a bit of dissatisfaction with the quality and variety of the food and accommodation we’d had during the trip plus some unexpected variations to the published itinerary, it was almost enough to spark a mutiny. It seems the aforementioned owner got wind of this and refused to pick-up the phone or come to the door to answer to the charges laid against her. Consequently, it was poor Simon who caught most of the flack, though, truth be told, he was almost as fuming with his employers as his passengers were.

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The next morning, we left the farm and headed for Venus Bay, which our nocturnal guide from the first night at the farm had renamed ‘Love Bay’, as it was where she met her partner. Together, they live in a shack and scratch a living between tour groups by cutting brush, which they tie into bundles for brooms and fence panels. Actually, she was one of the items on some people’s list of complaints, and I must admit, her rather curious ‘I-know-more-about-this-so-I’m-going-to-talk-to-you-like-you’re-a-six-year-old’ delivery plus her habit of calling people by their country of origin rather than their name was, at least initially, somewhat irking.

At Venus (a.k.a. Love) Bay, we went for a walk along the rocky coastline there. The object of the exercise was to see the dolphins, which had, thus far, mostly alluded us. Sadly, none was to be found there either. In fact, the sea was uncommonly, we were told, flat and featureless: no wind disturbed its mirror like surface. As we walked, we saw fossilised tree rings, lines of poisonous caterpillars pretending to be a snake, strange succulents clinging to the rocks and dramatic sea cliffs rising up from crystal clear waters.

From Venus Bay, we drove to Talia Bay to explore a partially collapsed limestone cave know as The Tub with many differently coloured layers of rock on which barnacles and, unexpectedly, beehives now grow.
Next stop on this very busy and very hot day was a tall sand dune: perfect, if you’re prepared to brave the scorching hot sun and climb back up the dune afterwards, for having a go at sand boarding. Juli had another go at it, but I magnanimously offered to stay behind and look after the bus.

A quick stop for bread from a tiny bakery in the middle of nowhere and lunch a bit further down the road was followed by a long hot drive to Port Lincoln, a tuna fishing town with more millionaires per capita than any other town in Australia. The tuna industry suffered something of a down turn when stocks of Southern Blue-finned Tuna decreased near to the point of extinction, but is now booming again. The Tuna are caught and kept alive in great circular holding nets out to sea, waiting for foreign – mostly Japanese – factory ships to collect, kill, gut and fast freeze them in a process that takes moments and ensures this valuable commodity is kept as close to perfect as possible.

Port Lincoln was also home to a British-bred, Australian-trained thoroughbred called Makybe Diva who famously won the Melbourne Cup three years on the trot, so to speak. Apparently, this was a very big deal locally and a statue to the horse, unveiled by a state politician no less, has pride of place in a waterfront park there.

From Port Lincoln we drove to Fisheries Bay for a much needed dip in the sea to cool off, and from there to our camp for the night at Mikkra Station: a campsite that comprises a large field, two loos – one for men, one for women – but only one shower for both men and women to share. It also has lots of wild koalas: so far the only place we’ve seen koalas in the wild during our whole trip round Australia. We’ve seen lots of signs warning you not to run them over, but these are the only ones we’ve actually seen outside of the wildlife park Juli’s cousin took us to.

In the evening, we drank lots of gin and tonic, enjoyed Simon’s signature dish, Spaghetti Carbonara, and listened to the deep growling sounds of wild koalas doin’ what comes natur’lly.

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Day 246 and the start of week 36 of our gap year saw two of our group (not us) leaving very early in the morning to go cage diving with great white sharks. The rest of us – sanity still mostly intact – had a bit of a lie-in while we waited for Simon to come back and take us to Whalers Way nature reserve: a lovely spot, full of dramatic coastal features including some of the oldest rocks in South Australia and several deep crevasses, one of them, Theakstone’s Crevasse, which we visited, is around 13 metres deep. We also had a good look at an area of cliffs, caves and rock pools called Whalers Grotto and stopped at a spot called Cape Wiles, which was named by the aforementioned Mathew Flinders after the botanist, James Wiles, who accompanied Flinders on his circumnavigation.

After there, it was back to Port Lincoln for lunch and a bit of a look around, followed by a quick visit to a small zoo come wildlife park called Glen Forest Tourist Park. Here we fed parrots, petted Kangaroos and took photographs of lots of other animals, including dingoes, emus, lamas and ostriches.

Last stop of the day (and our last camp of the trip) was a camping and caravan park by the beach at Port Neill. There’s a peer there with steps down into the sea at the end of it. Juli and I are both going to be fifty this year, and have been working on our lists of things to do before your fifty: little or large experiences we’ve never had and feel we should before making the half century. One of the things on both our lists was jumping off the end of pier. Well, suffice it to say: tick.

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The next morning, the last of the trip, we drove to Port Augusta to visit their Outback Museum. It’s an award winning interactive museum that has lots of information about the forming of the continent, its fauna and flora plus aboriginal myths and legends as well as exhibits on the lives of the early European explorers and pioneers, the Royal Flying Doctor Service, The School of the Air and lots more besides. I’m sure it’s a wonderful collection, but, to be honest, we were all just too tired to appreciate it. One point in its favour though: it did give some respite from the 40 degree heat of the day and our mobile oven of a bus.

Our last lunch was a short drive out of town – “If we’ve got it, you can eat it” – before the final, two and a half hour push for Adelaide and our lovely, air-conditioned hotel. Give or take, four thousand kilometres from Perth.

A shower and a lie-down later and we were ready to head out again for supper. Our motel – Princes Lodge in North Adelaide – was quite close to the main eateries street: O’Connell Street. We walked the length and breadth of it looking at the many different kinds of restaurant there, offering food from all round the world, before settling on an Indian with no customers. Not normally a good sign, but the guy there was very friendly and his prices were bit more reasonable than some of the other establishments.

After an excellent meal, back at the hotel we sorted through our photos of the trip ready for uploading the next day. Sleep came very easily that night, I can tell you.


Days 248 – 251 (Adelaide, the Barrosa Valley and Glenelg)

Day 1 in Adelaide was spent doing all the life admin type things we have to do after a trip: Laundry, e-mails and, for me, a day of blogging. Juli went out a bit today (another scorcher) to do some shopping, but I stayed in all day until we both went out for supper: a Thai stir-fry with lots of green veg, something we’d been missing during the trip.

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I’d been up ‘til very late the night before finishing off the post, so had a bit of a lie-in in , while Juli was up and sending more e-mails. Aside from keeping in touch with friends and family, it amazing how much travel admin there is to do, even when everything was booked, confirmed and even paid for before before we left the UK.

Later in the morning, we took a free city connect bus, which runs all round Adelaide, to get a flavour of the place and its sights. After lunch – excellent burgers and the best chips we’ve had since the cruise – we walked back into the city via St. Peters Cathedral, which had just finished a three hour bell ringing marathon. The church, though obviously not old in English cathedral church terms, is nonetheless and interesting mix of old and new and definitely worth at least half an hour of anyone’s time.
   


From this great house of God, we moved on to the rather less spiritual Garden of Unearthly Delights to pick up some information about the Fringe Festival currently underway that precedes the Adelaide Festival proper in March. On the way we walked through a pedestrian precinct, where some of the fringe performers were doing their thing by way of a tease trailer for their evening shows.

Next stop was the Adelaide Botanic Gardens. City botanical gardens have become something of regular activity for us, and this one, though smaller and undergoing quite a bit of work, was no less pleasant to walk through. One of the highlights was a very large and modern green house that they are currently transitioning from a tropical hot house to something more sub-tropical, mostly to save running costs, but also to reduce their environmental footprint.
 

In one corner of the gardens, there is a small area of grape vines alongside the National Wine Museum, which has information about the history of winemaking in Australia and the many hundreds of wineries large and small all around the country.

After a quick drink at the Curious Squire – same chain of pubs as the one in Perth where we met Max – we headed back to our hotel via a stop off at a supermarket for the constituent parts of a bed picnic, an idea we got from Adam and Corinne, the Brit couple we travelled and cruised with who have emigrated to Australia. Whilst enjoying that, we watched several episodes of The big Bang Theory and an 80s movie called Toy Soldiers staring a very young Sean Astin of Lord of the Rings fame. (Also Wil Wheaton, who you may remember played young Wesley Crusher in Star Trek: TNG and also featured in one of the episodes of The Big Bang Theory we watched.)

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Today we went on our pre-arranged wine tasting trip to the Barossa Valley. Originally, the area was to be named the Barrosa valley after a famous battle there during the Peninsular War of the early 1800s (part of the Napoleonic Wars) during which a single British division defeated two French divisions and captured a regimental eagle. unfortunately, due to a misspelling somewhere along the line it ended up with its present name. That little nugget was courtesy of our friendly and knowledgeable driver and tour guide, John, who took us to five wineries.

The first stop of our tour was at the Wolf Blass winery, a large an impressive operation that produces 100s of thousands of bottles a year, although even this figure pales in comparison to Jacobs Creek, who’s production is counted in millions.

Next, John took us to Maggie Beer’s Pheasant Farm. Maggie Beer is a well known Australian TV cook, author, restaurateur and champion of fine food. We had a lovely time sampling many of her products, including wine, which she produce in very small quantities and only sells very locally. We came away with a few treats we hope will survive the journey to Sydney, so we can enjoy them on the balcony of our cruise ship stateroom.

Third on the itinerary was the Barossa Valley Estate, where we again sampled half a dozen wines and enjoyed a delicious (and included) lunch of local produce.
Our penultimate stop was the Langmeil Winery, where they believe they have the oldest surviving Shiraz vineyard, which dates back to 1843. This may seem strange since there are many older wineries in Europe, but many of them where decimated by a tiny pest called Phylloxera in the late 1800s, but didn’t effect South Australia. We had a brilliant guide from their winery, who explained all about the largely manual processes they employ there and, of course, got to sample some of their excellent output, including two wines which sell for over $100 a bottle. Yum.
 


Last, but not least, we visited Chateaux Tanunda, another award winning winery set in the grounds of a grand old blue-stone building. Here again, we tried several of their wines and narrowly avoided parting with a three-figure sum for a Turn Decanter, an ingenious conical-based vessel you can roll around without spilling a drop of the wine inside that aids aeration and would make a fun centre piece for any diner party table.
We had a great day out and finished off the day with a steak diner at an Italian restaurant back on O’Connell Street.

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The first part of our last day in Adelaide was another ‘at-home’ day of blogging and washing, but later in day, we took a tram out to Glenelg, which is sort of Adelaide-on-sea... sort of. We took a tram from Adelaide city train station, which terminates right on the front at Glenelg. Glenelg is quite seaside-y but has a beautiful mix of buildings old and new, low and high-rise  a large memorial to the first South Australian settlers and a jetty. We walked out along the jetty, but resisted the urge to jump off, though many others were doing just that.

After walking up and down the front a bit, we walked to and through the marina to Sammy's, a famous seafood restaurant there. Unfortunately, the prices were a  bit too much for our pocket, but there are several others near by and we found one a bit more our speed and booked a table for 8.00, which gave us just enough time to walk back to the jetty to watch the sun set out over the ocean.

Back at the restaurant, where they'd reserved a table right on the boardwalk, so we could watch all the beautiful people go by. We ordered a seafood platter to share, which still had a fair old price tag associated with it, but we were more than happy to have paid it when the brought out this huge stack of plates on a thing like a cake stand. We had prawns, oysters, mussels, squid, scallops, octopus, white bait, some other grilled fish a bit like plaice as well as a huge bowl of chips and another of salad. All of which we washed down with a delicious bottle of Viognier, one of Juli's favourites.

By the time we taken the tram back into the city and then walked back to our hotel in North Adelaide, we were more than ready for our bed, especially as we had to be up bright and early the next day to take all our luggage in a taxi back to the city train station ready to be picked up at 7.00am.


Days 252 – 254 (Adelaide to Melbourne via the Great Ocean Road)

Our tour bus - much like the others but with a/c - arrived bang on time and, after a few more stops, was soon full (20) with the usual mix of travellers from all over the world, including Natasha from the Nullarbor trip. Brian, our driver/guide, then took us out of the city and onto the south east highway, which leads through and over the Adelaide Hills, crossing the Murray River as it goes, which was not quite as impressive as I had imagined for Australia's longest river at 2,375 kilometres (1,476 mi) in length.

Our first stop was for breakfast at a place called Tailem Bend, a sleepy little town with nice little bakery where I chose a Tailem Dog. Not, as I had imagined, a type of wild animal, but, rather less exotically, their take on your common or garden hotdog with the addition of cheese. Not quite the treat I was hoping for.

Anyway, after breakfast we hit the road again and drove through miles and miles of wheat fields, heading for the Grampians National Park. On the way, we crossed the WA/SA border, which we almost missed, and stopped for lunch at Kaniva, another small town, this one featuring lots of painted sheep. Well, why not?

At the Grampians, we went on a short walk down to Mackenzie Falls, which are definitely worth a look. Even in the Summer, there was plenty of water pouring over the top into a picture post card perfect pool at the bottom, in which several visitors were swimming, despite signs telling you not to. That's Australia for you, right there: beautiful, outdoors-y and casually lawless.

From there, we drove on along a lovely twisty road to Reeds Lookout, high above the park, from where we could see the front of a huge bush fire in the Victoria Range sending up clouds of smoke on the other side of a large plain. Apparently, the fire had been burning for some days, but in an inaccessible part of the park, which meant that fire fighters couldn't get to it. From where we stood, near to a fire watch tower, we could smell the smoke and wondered how close you needed to be before worrying about your own safety. The answer seems to be, it depends on the wind, but bush fires are just a fact of life, and most people seem quite happy to go about their lives and wait to see what happens, because, in fact, they have no choice about it.

Our bed for the night was in a hostel within the park's boundaries at a place called Brambuk. Juli and I paid a small upgrade fee to have a room to ourselves with our own shower. After helping prepare dinner (Spaghetti Bolognaise) Juli and I sat outside, listening to the cockatoos and watching wallabies nearby, while we started on a bottle of wine we'd brought with us from Adelaide.

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The next morning, after a good night's sleep, we all got back on the bus and took the short ride into Hall's Gap, where the group went on a short walk up to a rocky lookout point. While most of the group went on a bit further to the top of the hill, we decided to turn round and head back to the bus and had a very pleasant walk on our own listening to and look at the wildlife there, including, kangaroos and wallabies, lots of birds I couldn't identify and some tiny lizards that were as small as just an inch and a half in length from nose to tail tip.
 


Back at Hall's Gap, we waited for the others to return while we had a relaxing Sunday morning coffee outside, watching the birds there squabble amongst themselves over discarded scraps of food. From there, once the others had returned, Barry took us back to Brambuk and the National Park and Aboriginal Cultural Centre there. This amazing building has lots of displays and information that gave us a better insight into the terrible experiences of the aboriginal groups in that area at the hands of the early settlers, and how that continued right through into the second half of the 20th century.

After an hour or so, we moved on through and eventually out of the park to our lunch stop at Dunkeld and then on to Warrnambool on the coast for a another quick supermarket shop, followed by three stops along the coast from there. First stop was the Bay of Island National Park, which has a variety of limestone cliff features including several impressive stacks. Next was Martyrs Bay, which used be know as Massacre Bay for an incident that took place there, where several Aborigines were shot and/or forced off the cliff at gun-point by a group of settlers. Last was London Bridge, which is two stacks connected by an arch that used to be connected to the main land by another arch. Unfortunately, the arch nearest to the main land collapsed in 1990 stranding two tourists in the process. What remains is now know as London Arch. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?

From there, we drove on to our second night's accommodation at Princetown. Here we were given a double room to ourselves, which is better than sharing a dorm, but we still had to share the shower room. After a quick supper at the pub, we drove out to the 12 Apostles, or rather the 7 Apostles as they now are, to watch the sun go down. The low orange light of the last few evening rays really enhanced the various hues of the layers of rock there and coloured the layers of cloud perfectly. We were also lucky enough to see a small group of fairy penguins returning to their nesting site on the beach.

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That night was very noisy in the hostel, with some young backpackers making a bit of a nuisance of themselves until well after midnight, so we were a bit grumpy the next morning when we had to get up before six for our last day on the Great Ocean Road. First stop was a place near the 12 Apostles called The Gibson Steps, where the local land owner had carved a flight of steps into the cliff face so he could get down to the beach to fish more easily. Second stop was at Loch Ard Gorge, named for a ship, the Loch Ard, that foundered there in 1878. She went aground there at the end of a three month voyage to Australia from England, with the loss of all but two of her 54 passengers: Tom Pearce, at 15 years of age, a ship's apprentice, and Eva Carmichael, an Irishwoman immigrating with her family, at 17 years of age.

According to memorials at the site, Pearce was washed ashore, and rescued Carmichael from the water after hearing her cries for help. Pearce then proceeded to climb out of the gorge to raise the alarm to local farmers who immediately set into plan a rescue attempt. After three months in Australia Carmichael returned to Europe, four of her family members having drowned that night. Pearce was hailed as a hero, and continued his life at sea. Sadly, he drowned several years later in another shipping accident.

The arch of the nearby Island Archway collapsed in June 2009. The feature now appears as two unconnected rock pillars, which have since been officially named Tom and Eva after the two teenage survivors of the Loch Ard shipwreck.

From the gorge, we drove on to Melba Gully, a bit of rainforest in the Otway Range, which was until quite recently a logging site, was named after Dame Nellie Melba, the famous Australia operatic soprano. We went on a lovely walk through the trees there, listening to the hum of insects as we went. It rather reminded us of similar walks we'd been on while in Queensland. On the way, we thought we saw a Redback Spider. I took a photo of it to show Brian and confirm our identification. However, although it was undoubtedly a spider with a red back, confoundingly, this was not a Redback, which are apparently mostly black with a single red strip down their backs. You'd think, given our experience of Australian naming conventions, it should be called a Red-striped Black Back or some such, but we've learned that this is often the way with the more deadly of Antipodean fauna. For example, the also venomous Red-Bellied Black Snake we were shown at the wildlife centre near Brisbane we visited, actually had a yellow belly. Not helpful.
Not a Redback

After a bit more driving and lunch at the Koala Cove Cafe at Kennet River (good burger and chips) we finally got to drive along a bit of the Great Ocean Road that actually goes alongside of the great Southern Ocean. Soon, though we were at the eastern end of the road, which is marked by a large wooden archway over it and stopped to take more photos. Some of our younger fellow travelers decided it would be a good idea to stand, as a group, in the middle of the busy road under the arch and have their photos taken. Wonder how many of them will make it to be older travelers.

Finally, after a few last hours of driving and what should have been a last quick supermarket stop, which became a lengthy delay when one of our group went AWOL, we rolled into Melbourne, where we were met by Dennis, a man we'd met whilst on a trip together in Sri Lanka a few years ago. He had very kindly offered to put us up for a few days at his home in a village near Mornington, south of Melbourne, and it is from there that I am writing the last few of these paragraphs. We spent a very jolly evening in the company of Dennis, his wife Carolyn and his two teenage children, Tanzin and Nelson, not forgetting Jasper the dog, who has just had her final summer hair cut.


More of what we did during our two weeks here in Melbourne next time, but for now...

TTFN - N

Saturday 9 February 2013

Days 221 to 238: Perth and WA

In which we fly into Perth (eventually) meet the Masters (and the Aravena-Romans) of Western Australia, stay in a horrid motel, take a long, hot trip up the Coral Coast to Karijini N.P. and back again, stay in a lovely hotel courtesy of Anne Masters (thank you very much, Anne) and take a trip to Margaret River before leaving for Southern Australia.


Days 221 & 222 (flight to Perth plus Fremantle)

Looking back, I see our story to date has got as far as us getting back to Brisbane from our Whitsunday’s sailing trip and checking into our airport motel the night before our one and only flight, all the way from one side of this enormous country to the other. Not something either of us, but especially Juli, was looking forward to.

After a quick cuppa, we loaded up our hire car and drove the short distance to Brisbane Airport’s international terminal, where there’s a petrol station with surprisingly reasonable prices, and then, remembering to leave by the back of the petrol station, to the domestic terminal, where we returned the Barina.

Next, after forking out $4 for a luggage trolley – trolleys are free at the international terminal – we trundled our kit over to the Qantas check-in desks, or rather the bank of check-in machines that have replaced most of them. Now, as you know, we don’t fly much, so these faceless fiends rather phased us. I’m sure they’re a boon to the frequent flyer, but we’d rather deal with a human being. This seemed rather to surprise the chap who was standing near them to offer assistance to other inexperienced flyers, but, after some persuasion from Juli, he said we could use the traditional check-in desks if we really wanted to, which we did.

Once checked in – surprisingly, my bag had got a little lighter while Juli’s had gained some weight – we went through security and had a bite of breakfast while we waited for our flight to be called. Well, not actually called anymore – that’s something else that’s been replaced by machines – but displayed, of course.

Before very long, it was time for Juli to take her sedatives and time for us to cut along to the gate, soon after which we were boarding our one and only flight: a nice, safe, Qantas 767. Shortly after 11.00 am, we were in the air and heading for Perth on our one and only flight. (Did I mention this was our one and only flight?)

Everything was going well – smooth take-off, no steep banking or unexpected noises – and Juli was just settling into her seat when, about an hour into the flight, we heard: ”Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. I’m sorry to have to report that, due to a technical problem, this flight is going to have to divert to Sydney,” etc., etc.. Seems there was a problem with the plane’s air-conditioning system which manifested itself as an unbearably loud noise in another part of the cabin. We couldn’t hear it, but apparently, so one of the flight attendants informed us, they were handing out noise cancelling headphones there, and the captain had decided, after speaking with their engineers on the the ground, that he couldn’t subject his passengers to this for another four and a half hours. As I’m sure you can imagine, after steeling herself to get on an aeroplane at all, this was the last thing Juli wanted, but, of course, we had no choice but to sit tight, wait and go with it.

The Captain had said in his announcement that he was uncertain when we’d be able to continue our journey, as they seldom have quarter of a billion dollar planes sitting around doing nothing. However, as extreme good fortune would have it, there was another 767 waiting for us at gate two alongside our aircraft now parked by gate three at Sydney Airport. This meant that the transfer of our baggage, ourselves and our crew was as swift as it could possibly have been. The only downside to this speedy turn-around, however, was that in order to make the changeover as quick as possible, they took the decision not to transfer or take-on any meals or refreshments. This was okay by me – I’d had my meal and Juli wasn’t eating – but I got the impression that some other of our fellow passengers had faired less well as the change of plan had interrupted the service of meals.

Anyway, to cut a long flight short, we did get to Perth, albeit a bumpy few hours later than scheduled. But before I move on, I want to pay tribute to one of the Qantas flight attendants. Her name is Sari and, when apprised of Juli’s general distress, though I think she had already spotted it and was keeping an eye on her, went out of her way to calm, reassure and comfort Juli and generally do all that she could to help make a difficult situation as bearable as possible. This included offering a tour of the safety features and equipment they have on board, and mentioning – they aren’t allowed to actually offer it anymore – the fact that they do carry oxygen for nervous passengers to breathe, something that Juli was very glad of on a previous flight, some years ago, between London and Paris. Nevertheless, and perhaps understandably since our one and only flight turned out to be our two and only, Juli says she is never getting on another plane so long as she lives, and, having sat with her through those flights, I believe her.

There to meet us at Perth was my cousin Naomi, who, poor soul, having got to the airport early even for our original scheduled arrival time, had had something of a wait. Fortunately – and this is where those arrivals and departures display screens work well – she’d seen there was a problem and used the time to visit her mother, my aunt Maria, who, you may remember, was in hospital following something of a health scare, but now doing much better, I’m happy to report.

Naomi took us and our luggage, which came off the conveyor quite quickly, to the motel we’d booked for ourselves in the city. Once there, we said goodbye for now, having made an arrangement to see her again for lunch at her home the next day.

Our motel, which shall remain nameless, was, it’s fair to say, pretty horrid. We both got the impressing that it was used as a halfway house for reformed drug users and/or recovering alcoholics and reeked of sweat or damp dog. We decided to go out for a walk, find where we were supposed to meet the tour group a little later in the week and to see something of the city. We also, on the motel receptionist’s recommendation, had dinner at a Thai restaurant, which cheered us up a bit.
The Bell Tower, Perth

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The next day, after a surprisingly good night’s sleep, I left Juli sleeping off the trauma of the day before and went out in search of breakfast goods to bring back to our room and, after preparing, serving and eating them, left Juli again to get the laundry done. This accomplished, I repacked for our forthcoming trip up north then sat with Juli in front of the TV until it was time to wait out front for Naomi to collect us. However, as we were putting on our shoes, there was a knock at the door, which turned out to be Naomi come a little sooner than we had anticipated.

On the way to her home in Fremantle, Naomi drove us through some of Perth’s western suburbs and pointed out the University where her husband Max worked, the junior school associated with the high school where she worked and the hospital where my late Uncle Peter (my father’s brother) worked. Fremantle is an important city (and port) in its own right, but it’s quite close to Perth, which has expanded much in recent years, so you’d be excused if you mistook the former for a suburb of the latter.

At Max and Naomi’s home, we were taken directly into their delightful courtyard garden and introduced to Max’s mother, who, you may remember, now lives with Max and Naomi since her worsening health made it difficult to continue living independently. Max is from Chile and his mother speaks no more English than we speak Spanish (i.e. very little) so conversation was limited, but we got by with smiles and gestures, just as we have all along this trip.

Naomi prepared a lovely lunch, which we ate in the garden under a beautiful old tree – the name of which now escapes me – that provides some very welcome shade in the summer, but drops its leaves in the autumn – they have four seasons in Fremantle, being a bit further south – to allow light through during their winter months.

After lunch, Max drove us for coffee at a cafe on the coast with splendid views out over the Indian Ocean. Sitting there, it occurred to me that I can now say that I’ve seen the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian oceans from both sides, though not if you subdivide the Atlantic and Pacific into north and south. Even after our cruise home, that will have to wait for future trips to, say, Japan and Argentina, and as for the Arctic Ocean... Ah well: one day.

After coffee, Max was keen to get back to his mother, whom he doesn’t usually leave on her own for long, so after dropping him off at home, Naomi drove us on to the Hospital where my Aunt Maria was recovering from her health scare. We found her in excellent spirits having improved to the point where she had been told by her consultant that she could go home the next day. This was, of course, very good news and we had a lovely visit and chat with her – 90, by the way, though you wouldn’t credit it to look at her; more like 70, if you ask me – and told her all about our adventures to date and where we were going next.

The time passed quickly in Auntie’s company and we were surprised when her supper tray appeared, indicating that it was time for us to say goodbye, though we’d be seeing her again soon – hopefully in her own home – after our trip north. After our visit, Naomi very kindly drove us back to our motel in Perth, where we said goodbye for now to her too, followed by a disappointing microwave dinner and the posting of my previous blog entry over a very slow internet connection, for which we paid through the nose.


Days 223 to 232 (Perth to Karijini via the Coral Coast)

After a bit of breakfast, we waved a far from fond farewell to our flop house and lugged our luggage the short distance to Barrack Street Jetty (soon to be renamed Elizabeth Quay) and waited for our tour bus to arrive. There was some confusion amongst us and some other passengers who had arrived, where (and, indeed, when) this was supposed to be, but fortunately, there wasn’t that much traffic about at that hour, so the confusion was short lived when, not long after we arrived, a small half-truck, half-coach type vehicle pulled up a short distance down the street.

There to greet us (20 passengers in all: 6 British; 2 Dutch; 1 French, though living in England for the past 20 years; 1 German; 2 Swiss-German; 3 Taiwanese; 2 Japanese; 2 US citizens and 1 French-Canadian) was Paul, our Aussie guide. Paul was excellent and very good at informing (without overloading) by drip-feeding us nuggets of knowledge about what it was we were seeing out the windows as he drove us north out of the city. For example, he told us all about Grass Trees, which, within about two hours of leaving Perth, were practically the only things standing higher than the scrub all around us.

Grass Trees (or Yaras, also known as ‘Black Boys’) grow incredibly slowly: maybe 5mm per year. The base of their grass-like leaves are edible and taste a little bit like celery,apparently. The whole leaf can be boiled to produce a natural cure for diarrhoea. The single, long, dark, poker-like flowers that grow out of the top of Grass Trees taste sweet like honey. And, finally, the heart of the trunk is also edible, but rarely eaten as that would obviously necessitate killing this very useful tree.

First stop was Nambung National Park, noted for it’s desert-like landscape, punctuated by slender limestone columns known as The Pinnacles, which vary in size from a few inches to perhaps eight feet in height. These hollow structures were formed round trees about half a million years ago. The trees, of course, are now long gone.

After lunch at Jurien Bay, we stopped for a quick go at sand-boarding on the dunes at Sandy Cove, before a long drive through Western Australia’s wheat belt, though all we saw was 1000’s of acres of bone dry stubble, since the wheat has long since been harvested at this time of year. Our journey’s end this day was Horrocks, a small town just north of Geraldton, WAs largest town outside of Perth, though known locally as ‘Gero’, because, as we saw with Rockhampton (‘Rocky’) three syllable names seem to be too much for most Australians to handle.
Juli Sand-boarding

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Today was January 26th: Australia Day, the day most Australians get the day off work, go to the beach and/or have a barbeque (‘barbi’) and get drunk without, according to Paul, knowing why. It is, of course, the anniversary of the day the ‘first fleet’ landed at Sydney in 1788, following the ‘discovery’ of Australia by Cook in 1760.

[Actually, the first European to set foot on the continent was a Dutchman named Dirk Hartog who landed on the west coast (not far from our destination this day) the best part of a century and half earlier in 1616.]

After an early start – which meant that we got to see kangaroos, who generally only hop about at dawn and dusk – we continued up the coast, stopping off briefly at Kalbarri for bread. Kalbarri is famous for locally caught Rock Lobsters, which, we were told, have a particularly sweet flesh and sell in Asia for $100 a kilo.

Our first proper stop of the day was Kalbarri National Park, through which the mighty Murcheson river flows. Our particular interest was a section of the river known as Z bend gorge for the shape the river has carved through the rock here. Paul led us on a walk to and down into the gorge and back out again. Part way long our walk, those who wanted to could have a go at abseiling down a section of the gorge wall. The rest of us took the opportunity of seeking shade and having a bit of a rest from the baking heat, which had already reached 39°C by 11.00am.
Juli at the bottom of Z Bend Gorge

While the rest of the group went for a second walk (to Nature’s Window) I stayed behind with Paul to help prepare lunch. It was getting way too hot for me to be out in the sun and Paul had found a shady spot to slice salad vegetables. Mind you the disadvantage was the number of flies buzzing round us while we worked. I was glad I bought a head net to go over my sun hat. Not the most stylish of adornment, but definitely the most practical at that moment.

After lunch, we carried on (via the Billabong Roadhouse for cold drinks and ice cream) to Hamelin Pool, home of the Stromatolites, the oldest living organisms on earth, which first appeared around 3.5 billion years ago. Slowly, over the next 2 billion years, they released enough oxygen to create an atmosphere capable of supporting air-breathing life forms. They were thought to be extinct until rediscovered here around the middle of the last century. They’re not much to look at, but without them, there’d probably be no us.
Stromatolites

Moving on via Shell Beach, so named because it’s a beach covered not with sand but with shells (geddit? – I stayed on the bus) we finally arrived at Denham – Australia’s most western town – at about 6.00pm. This evening, it was our turn to help Paul prepare the evening meal: steak, mash and coleslaw. Not an arduous task, and certainly easier than any of our cook group duties on the London to Singapore leg.

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From Denham it’s a short drive to Monkey Mia, probably named after a ship that was for a long time moored off the coast hereabouts, not the animal. Here there is a beach where Dolphins come close to the edge of the water and ‘interact’ with human visitors. You used to be able to paddle and even swim with them, but the eco fascists, sorry, rangers there don’t allow that any more. Instead, you have to stay behind a line and one or two lucky tourists are allowed into the water up to about mid-calf depth to hand over a dead fish under close supervision. Juli was, however, one of the lucky ones. She also saw a pelican and a highly venomous sea snake, but didn’t manage to attract the attention of and alert the ranger around who’s legs the snake was swimming. If I’d seen it, I would have stayed quiet deliberately. Fascists.
 


Just outside Monkey Mia is Eagle Bluff Lookout which gives the visitor an excellent view out over Shark Bay, so named because the first white men to survey the bay saw a lot of sharks. (Are you seeing the pattern yet?) We saw some too; the small black shapes in the middle of the following photograph are probably Reef Sharks.

After a long drive via the Overlander Roadhouse and the town of Carnarvon, we crossed back into the tropic of Capricorn and travelled on to Coral Bay where our overnight accommodation was a couple of 10 bed dorms in a backpackers hostel with a large bar area and a swimming pool.

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The big draw up here is the Ningaloo Reef and most of the group went off on various boat trips to see bits of it, either diving, snorkelling or, as Juli did, in a glass-bottomed boat. Having already snorkelled on reefs around the Whitsundays, I decided to avoid the searing sun and save the $160 to do it again here, so remained at the hostel to do a bit of laundry. Not very exciting, I know, but it needed doing and, to be frank, we didn’t need to spend any more money than necessary.

Juli had a bit of trouble finding a glass bottomed boat trip that was running that day. She was the only person booked on the one hour trip with the company Paul uses, which should have meant they would ‘upgrade’ her (free of charge) to the two hour trip, but they didn’t have the necessary bookings to run that trip either. After a bit of waiting, they eventually suggested she try a different company along the way a bit. When she got to their booking office, they offered her a place on their one o’clock boat, which wasn’t due out for over three hours. She told them she wasn’t keen to hang around, so they called the boat for her and discovered there was space on the 10 o’clock boat, which was just about to sail. She had a bit of a rush (in the heat, remember) to get along to it in time, but her perseverance (and perspiration) was rewarded by the sight of a great many colourful fish and some fabulous coral.

When she got back (with her photos) we had some lunch with the others before they went off for their diving and snorkelling. While we waited for them to return, we amused ourselves by playing table tennis and Juli had a swim to keep cool. The flies were again being a bit of a pain and I sat feeling a bit silly in my head net. Mind you, I can’t have looked too silly, as I was asked by another resident where she could get one, and she was French. (Tres chic, nes pas? Non!) In the end, Juli went to the store down the road a bit and bought two more head nets: one for the French girl and one for herself.
 

Later, a group of the others came back having seen loads of exotic fish including Manta Rays and a Whale Shark out of season, for which they were charged an extra $80. At four o’clock, once everyone had returned, we all got back on the bus and took the short drive along the coast to a caravan, camping and motorhome park in Exmouth for two nights.

One of the motorhomes there, an enormous vehicle the size of a 40 seater coach with a 20 foot trailer that held a Land Cruiser and two Triumph motorcycles, was owned by a gold prospector, who was only too happy to show us around inside. The whole vehicle was kitted out for no more than two people, although we only saw evidence of one occupant. He told us that the thing was worth about $200K and included a safe, in which he stored the gold he found until he needed to sell it. He later came over with a huge and heavy lump of the stuff, which he allowed us to hold. He told us it was worth around $40K. He also told us that he keeps a gun on board, perhaps in case any of us got any ideas about holding on to it for too long.

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Got a bit of a lie-in the next morning while Paul took the rest of the group off to Turquoise Beach, from where you can literally walk out to parts of the reef. This suited Juli perfectly as she was able to control how deep she went and how quickly. As it happened the were so many fish, she didn’t have to snorkel very far out from the shore to see a good show.

After lunch, Paul drove us into the centre of town for a bit of supermarket shopping, I helped Paul manoeuvre two huge trolley’s full to the brim with groceries for our three night stay at the campsite in Karijini National Park. Meanwhile, Juli was stocking up with a few extra supplies, including a small stash of ready mixed Gin and Tonics.

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Another early start for another long drive day. The distances between places in Western Australia are staggering, matched only by the emptiness between them. Our journey today took us along the Great North West Coastal Road to the Nanutarra Roadhouse, then along the Nanutarra-Munjina Road towards an iron ore mining town called Tom Price. From there we took a side trip down a dirt road to Hamersley Gorge, which has been carved by millennia of water erosion through wonderfully folded strata of pink or purple Shale and grey or pale brown Dolomite rock. The result is a stunning landscape and some beautiful swimming holes, which the group seemed to enjoy very much.

From there, after a bit of back-tracking, we continued to our most northerly destination and home for the next three nights: an eco-resort in the Karijini National Park. The campsite really is in the middle of nowhere, well away from any source of light pollution, and we were treated that night, thanks to a cloudless sky, to an excellent show of stars.

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Exhausted by the long drive the previous day, and without the benefit of the lie-in I enjoyed the day before that, it was Juli’s turn to stay in bed this morning. Not even the smell of bacon and eggs cooking could persuade her to rise with the rest of us.

This morning’s nugget mined from Paul’s rich vein of knowledge was all about termites, or white ants as they are sometimes called. All around us in the park were termite hills, most of which were about a metre and half tall or less. However, according to Paul, in Kakadu National Park in the Northern Territory, they can reach 10 or 11 metres high and are known as Cathedral mounds. Worker (blind and sexless) and Soldier (sighted and male) termites are about 10mm long. However, Queen termites, who live in the centre of a hill and whose job it is to eat and lay eggs (thousands of them) can grow up to 200mm long. Termite hills are made, putting it crudely, of spit and shit. However, this simple recipe produces a substance so hard that, when ground up and mixed with water, becomes as hard as concrete and is used to surface roads.

After breakfast, the others went off on a couple more gorge walks. I didn’t fancy that in the heat, now well into the 40s, so stayed behind with Juli and dozed or read Juli’s Kindle for the rest of the morning. When it got to about one in the afternoon, since the other weren’t due back ‘til teatime, Juli and I walked to the camp’s air-conditioned reception/shop/cafe/bar area and had some lunch. It was so pleasant there that we sat reading for the rest of the afternoon, until the others returned, completely exhausted, from what had been by all accounts quite a hard walk.

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The next morning, the forecasted high was just as hot and the programme just as strenuous, so while Juli did go with the group, I decided to stay behind and had another peaceful day on my own, pretty much following exactly the same pattern as the previous day. One variation worth noting was being called over by the receptionist to see Frederick the resident Sand Monitor Lizard, who had come out from his usual spot under the decking around the building for a bit of a warm up. He was a big chap, about a metre and a half in length, with stripes in various earthy colours. Apparently he’s quite territorial and keeps all other lizards and snakes away. The receptionist told me that they do have have a few snakes about the place but mostly they’re as keen to get away from you as you are from them. She also told me that, when she and her partner started working at the resort, they went on a course to learn how to deal with snakes, partly to get rid of her fear of them.

When Juli came back (smiling – she’d had fun swimming out to waterfalls and whatnot – but just as exhausted, it seemed to me, as the day before) she confirmed my suspicion that I would not have enjoyed the trip had I joined in. Far too hot, was the verdict.

She stayed with me in the reception/shop/cafe/bar area and got talking to the receptionist, who showed her the Monitor Lizard, now busily digging for ground nesting bird’s eggs. She also told Juli about the snake handling course she and her partner went on. Apparently they had to handle a wild (i.e. not one used to being handled) Brown Snake (highly venomous) in order to pass the course. It brought back the wise words of the ranger at Kurumbin over on the Gold Coast: “Leave it alone!”

That evening, the group came together for a last supper, for which most people got dressed up a bit. This was the last evening we’d all be together before the group split into those continuing north to Broome and those, like us, hitching a ride back to Perth with the remains (just two plus their guide) of another group on a different bus, which pulled up, with perfect timing, just as we were preparing to eat.

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Just time for a quick group photo (and even some tears, after only a week – you Humans are curious) before the two buses went their separate ways: 11 north to Broome and the rest, including us – curiously also 11 (9+2) – with our new guide, Storm (he swears that’s his real name) south on the Great Northern Highway.

On the way we saw a Wedge-tail Eagle (mighty bird with a wingspan up to three metres) carrying a dead snake in it’s claws. I wondered what the ancients would have made of such an omen and what it might portend.

First stop was an iron ore mine just outside the town of Newman, although, in terms of relative size, it’s probably more appropriate to say that the town of Newman is just outside the iron ore mine, for the mine is vast and dwarfs the town. It is, in fact, the world’s largest single-pit, open-cut mine, being nearly one and a half kilometres wide and more than five kilometres long.

 
It produces mind boggling quantities of the stuff: currently over 150 million tonnes a year (Mtpa) with plans in development to increase that to a production and shipping capacity of well over 200Mtpa. Every day of the year 12 trains, each around 3.5Km long, take ore on an 8 hour journey along a 426Km railway (Australia’s longest private railway) to their shipping facility at Nelson Point near Port Headland. In 2001, the company, BHP Biliton Iron Ore, set a new world railing record for having the longest (7.353 kilometres) and heaviest (99,732.1 tonnes) train hauling over a distance of 275 kilometres.

The mine is called Mt Whaleback because, when discovered, the mountain they’ve been excavating since 1968 – which turned out to be a very large deposit of high grade (up to 68% pure) iron ore – resembled a Whale’s back. Well, not anymore. Now it looks more like a whale’s grave.

Lunch was on the side of the road in very little shade, with a stop down the road at the Kumarina Roadhouse for cold pop, and a wee stop a bit further on at Meeekatharra. Our final overnight accommodation of the trip was at Nallan Station. (Nothing to do with trains, a station is what they call these enormous sheep and cattle ranches they have in the outback.) The place was deserted and looked like an open air heritage museum after closing time, or the set of a film based on a John Steinbeck novel. Juli and I were given the only double bed in a sheep shearers bunkhouse. (The only double bed of the trip, in fact.) Why a shearers bunk house would have a double bed, I don’t know. Perhaps the American Army policy of ‘Don’t ask; don’t tell’ now extends to Australian outback sheep shearers. Well, I expect it gets pretty lonely out there.

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The last day of our trip saw us continuing on down the Great Northern Highway, bound for Perth via New Norcia. On the way we had to pull off the road completely a couple of times to make way for a number of ridiculously oversized loads, three times the width of the trucks that were carrying them. They were new Haul Trucks (we might call them dump or tipper trucks) bound for the mine at Newman. Each one capable of carrying 240 tones of iron ore.

We passed through Cue, which also looks like an open air heritage museum or a second set from the same movie in which last night’s sheep station featured, and an old gold mine called Paynes Find (now producing iron ore) which could have been a third.

After lunch in Wubin, we pulled off the highway and into New Norcia, which was established in the 1850s by Spanish Catholic monks and comprises a monastery, two schools, a seminary and quite a modern style church. The buildings are mostly brick and stone and look like nothing else we have seen in Australia.
 

We drove into Perth around around 5.00pm and Storm started to drop off his passengers at their various hostels and hotels. Ours had been arranged by my cousin Anne as the solution to the problem of what to do with us, because, you may remember, of my cousins either having no room or other long term guests to look after. Well, I’d have to say, once we found it – my fault: I forgot to make a note of the name of the place – I doubt she could have found nicer accommodation nor a more perfect location, and we will be forever in her debt.

Dinner was Sunday roast at an Irish pub washed down with a pint of Guinness. Cheers!


Days 233 to 238 (Perth, Fremantle and Margaret River)

As has become customary after a busy section of our trip, I spent practically the whole day in our hotel room writing about what we’ve just been doing, while Juli attended to our laundry and did a bit of grocery shopping.

At about lunchtime, we got a call from the front desk to say that we had a visitor waiting in reception, who turned out to be my Cousin Max and Naomi’s son, Max Jnr. keen to make contact with us. Apparently he’d tried calling our UK mobile number but couldn’t get through. (In fact the messages did come through, but not until much later in the day.) He wanted to make a date to take us out and show us round his city. We chatted for a bit and arranged to meet up the following lunchtime, his boss permitting.

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The next morning, I spent a couple of hours finishing of my post while Juli went out to take photos. When it was nearly noon, we went downstairs to reception to wait for Max. Shortly thereafter, he arrived directly from his office and drove us to his and his wife, Claire’s home in a northern suburb of the city. Once we’d chatted for a bit, looked at their wedding photos and he’d changed out his work clothes, he drove us to a place on the coast called Scarborough Beach, where we had a lovely seafood lunch. From there, we drove to another coastal location called Hillarys Boat Harbour, where we enjoyed a walk-around and an ice cream. (Well, Max and I enjoyed ice creams, Juli had a coffee.)

After that he took us south a bit to where my Aunt Maria (his grandmother) lives in another northern suburb of Perth. Auntie has a lovely home, full of books with pictures and photos of her large family everywhere. She gave us tea and delicious home made fruit cake followed by a tour of her house and garden, which is full of pots containing all sorts of exotic plants.
 

We passed a lovely couple of hours looking at old photos of my parents, siblings and cousins and were given copies of a few we’d not seen before, including one of my mother and her in their uniforms, taken when they were nurses together during the second world war.

While Juli and I were doing that, Max went and collected Claire, then the four of us (Max, Claire, Juli and I) said goodbye for now to auntie and went off to dinner together at a Chinese restaurant in Northbridge. After a delicious meal and lots more chat, Max drove us to Kings Park from where we had some great views out over the city by night before dropping us back at our hotel at the end of what was a great day out.

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Today was all about Fremantle and started with a walk to Barrack Street Jetty to catch the 9.45am ferry – the MV James Cook – down the Swan River to there from Perth. The Ferry passed several points of interest, including Kings Park, which we had been taken to by Max Jnr and his wife, Claire the night before.

Another such was a dozen or more sailing clubs – Perth has the highest per capita boat ownership in Australia – including one with just two members. Apparently, two brothers built a boathouse under their multi-million dollar home without planning permission. When they were told to take it down, their lawyers found a legal loophole that allowed them to keep the boathouse if they registered it as a boat club.

We arrived in Fremantle with quarter of an  hour or so to spare before the time we’d arranged to meet Naomi, who was to be our guide for the day, so we explored the waterfront a bit before walking to the rendezvous outside the Post Office. Naomi took us on a short walk through the city, passed many of the fine heritage buildings still in use in Fremantle, which sit very well alongside newer constructions. This is particularly apparent at the  Notre Dame Catholic University, which has college facilities in several central buildings both old and new.

Our walking tour terminated at the old maritime museum now a museum of shipwrecks that includes relics from and the remains of The Batavia, a ship of the Dutch East India Company, which sailed from the Netherlands bound for present day Indonesia carrying a precious cargo of silver bullion. The story of the ship, which foundered on a coral reef off Australia’s west coast and involves mutiny, murder and barbaric, summary justice, is the subject of a number of dramas and documentaries, including one staring Vinnie Jones.

From the museum we moved on to the Round House, a former prison and site of Fremantle’s one o’clock gun and time ball. You may remember, we saw another of these important aids to timekeeping and navigation at the Sydney observatory, though we never saw that one falling, despite being there at one o’clock. This time we saw one lucky visitor, who was celebrating her 84th birthday that day, trigger the cannon and we saw the ball fall, albeit rather falteringly.

After lunch (at the Green Bean – recommended) we took the free Red Cat bus to the Freemantle arts centre, which is housed in an old lunatic asylum. There, we were puzzled by an exhibition entitled The Sport of Art, which seemed to comprise some Velcro covered balls and a large sheet of felt, a climbing wall and a punch bag in front of charcoal drawing of a gymnasium. Why is this art? Answer: because the artist says it is.
Juli interacting with the 'art'

From there we took another bus back to Naomi and Max’s house for a cold drink before going out again in Naomi’s car for a drive along the river and a tour of some of the areas where ‘the other half live’ and a glimpse of their Multi-million dollar homes.

Back at Naomi’s we were treated to a delicious supper of Oysters (the first time I’ve had raw Oysters) various other shellfish and chicken breasts wrapped in prosciutto, all washed down with a delicious, un-oaked Chilean Chardonnay and a smooth as velvet Chilean Shiras – you may remember that Max Snr. is from Chile – before being driven back to our hotel by Naomi. Another great day.

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Today – a very long day – we went although way south from Perth to Cape Leeuwin, Mainland Australia’s most south-westerly point, and back again. This was a one day excursion to replace the three day trip we’d booked originally that went to some of the same places plus a few more, but would have taken a bit more time over everything. This replacement trip was rather more rushed than the original trip would have been, but, unfortunately, that one was cancelled due to lack of bookings.

The meeting point was the same place as our trip up to Karijini, the Barrack Street Jetty, currently being re developed and shortly be renamed the Elizabeth Quay. Funny thing, this persistent connection with our queen: as head of sate, her face is on the money, which is a bit weird after all these months of seeing all sorts of other faces, and her name crops up here and there on public buildings or spaces, but I’d have to say that we didn’t find too many Australians who felt much affinity with the mother land.

The man driving and looking after us (and the dozen or so other passengers) was Keith, a very knowledgeable chap who gave us a running commentary on the things we passed on our long journey down to our first stop, Busselton. Unfortunately, I’d had a bit of a late night yesterday followed by an early-ish start, plus it was a warm day, and, so that we could hear him, Keith was being a bit careful with the air-conditioning. Consequently I can’t remember a thing about the names, dates and events he was giving us as we went along.

Busselton is a sea-side town with a very long pier, along which a small train runs. We weren’t given enough time to walk or even ride out to the end and back, but they have an observation tower you can climb at the land end from which we had time to take a few photos of the pier and the clear blue waters that surround it.
 

Our journey took us through Margaret river and the surrounding wine producing area for which it is famous, and our next stop was at one of over a hundred wineries in the region. Here we were treated to a tasting and given about half a dozen different wines to try while a member of staff talked to us about their products. I don’t know how the tour company choose which winery to visit – I’m sure you can supply your own theories – but, to be honest, nothing we sampled really stood out as something we wanted to part money for.

On leaving the winery, we headed for the Cape Leeuwin National Park. Apart from the magnificent Karra trees there, some over three hundred years old, the two big draws are the limestone caves, one of which we were given a quick tour round, and mainland Australia’s tallest lighthouse at mainland Australia’s most south-westerly point, which is also where they say the Southern and Indian oceans meet.

After that, we were driven back to Margaret River for a brief stroll along  main street before being taken down the road to a large resort complex for a rather disappointing dinner immediately followed by the long return drive back to Perth.

Highlights of the trip were driving through the greener, fuller trees of the south-west and seeing lots of Kangaroos and Emu. The limestone formations in the cave we visited (Mammoth Cave) were great even though we didn’t have time to explore them adequately. It’s not that the tour company hadn’t made an effort to give us a good day out;  when we boarded the coach, they offered us free bottled water and muffins, plus the packed lunch they’d provided (chicken and mango salad) was very nice. However, for me, the big problem was trying to cram too many things too quickly into a day that, at over fifteen hours, was rather too long.

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After such long day the day before, what we really needed was a really long lie-in. What we got, at five in the morning, was a really loud fire alarm followed by instructions to evacuate the building and a really long wait while the fire brigade where called. It turned out to be nothing more hazardous than an especially steamy shower, so we were able to go back to bed (eventually) but it wasn’t quite the easy morning we’d planned.

The alarm had somewhat derailed our plans for the day. We’d arranged to meet back up with Max Jnr. for a drink after work (i.e. about 3.30pm – Friday is definitely POETS day here) before which we had planned to spend a bit of time walking round Kings Park. However, what with one thing and another and a bit of lunch, we didn’t leave the hotel until it was time to cut along to the pub.

The place Max had chosen is called the Generous Squire on Murray Street at the end of Shafto Lane. (Shafto as in Bobby Shafto, that is.) It’s a popular place – we were early and it was already busy with office workers – that has its own micro brewery. We ordered two glasses of Shafto’s Reward (very tasty) found a quiet-ish corner and waited for Max to arrive, which he did not long after.

There we passed a pleasant enough hour – though pubs really aren’t our thing – chatting with Max and his friends. One such was Rob, a Brit from Northampton, who came over as a bricky but now works in the oil and gas industry on Barrow Island; one month on, ten days off. He surprised by saying he’d not found the Aussie he works to be especially warm or welcoming. Nevertheless, he was still here seven years after first arriving, so he must have found something he like. Probably not having to lay bricks in the Midlands.

We still wanted to see something of Kings Park, however, so we finished our drinks and said goodbye and thanks to Max, thinking we might meet up again later for a bite to eat after a quick stroll round the park. The thing is, at 400 hectares, Perth’s Kings Park is one of the world’s largest city parks, and by the time we’d seen it all the sun was nearly setting.

The first thing we saw after a steep climb up to the park, was a new light sculpture installation and part of the Perth Arts Festival 2013. Next we walked up past a statue of Queen Victoria “…in whose reign Australia was colonised and federated,” to their war memorial. After taking in the views out over the city and river, we continued are walk through the many different sections of the botanic gardens there that have plants from all over Western Australia and the world. From here we crossed one of the many immaculately kept lawns to a concert stage – erected for the arts festival – by a large pond with fountains that play in a cycle of different patterns. Finally, after a bit more of a climb, we reached the DNA Tower, which is two intertwining spiral staircases (like the double helix of DNA – hence the name) that lead up to a platform and some pretty spectacular views out over the city and the surrounding countryside.
 

Walking back to the entrance, we were passed by about a dozen stretch limos, which turned out to be carrying various groups of young people in suits and party frocks on a big night out. These included university graduates throwing mortar boards into the air, high-school graduates on their prom night as well as others celebrating birthdays and the like. Stretched Hummers seem to be the vogue at the moment – we saw them in white, pink, black and red – but we also saw one with sports car doors and what looked like a stretched Model T Ford. One School party had hired a couple of trolley busses we thought looked a bit like a stretched tram. Definitely old school.

By the time we got back into the city, it was to late to hook back up with Max – sorry Max: see you and Claire in England – but not too late to walk to the Hawkers Night Market, a summertime only Friday night event where you can browse the many food stalls and enjoy the free entertainment. It was very popular that evening and we only just got there in time before all the food had been sold. We ordered a combo meal of Chicken and Veg Tagine on Couscous from a Moroccan stall and rounded off the evening by watching part of an interpretive ballet performed by some aerial artists. No idea what they were interpreting, but the acrobatics and trapeze work was impressive.

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Finally got our lie-in this morning, the last day of our time here in Perth. When we did get up, we both had jobs to do before being picked up by Naomi at 2.00pm for a WA family get-together. Mine was to upload and put the finishing touches to all but the last day of this post. Juli’s was to get a last bit of washing and shopping done before our next road trip.

Naomi arrived just as we got down to reception to wait for her. She drove us to my cousin John’s house in the north of the city, where we met him and his wife, Helen, and their youngest, Josh. John and Helen have four children – would they be my 2nd cousins or 1st cousins once removed? I can never remember – and next we met their second to youngest (or number three) Rachel. Number two, Jessica and her husband, are working out of state at the moment so couldn’t make it, but John and Helen’s oldest Kelli and her husband Saxon could, and it was them we met next.

Next through the door was Auntie Maria followed by her eldest Anne, who we were finally able to meet and thank personally for arranging our accommodation here in Perth. Auntie has five children, and the first three (Anne, Naomi and John, in that order) were now present. However, my cousin Ruth, Aunt Maria’s 4th eldest, lives in Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, so wasn’t able to be there, but auntie's youngest, Rob and his wife Alicia was and so completed the party on their arrival a little later.

Now, I’ve a shocking memory and can’t remember which of these relations I’ve met before nor at which time, but I was very pleased to be able to meet them all together here today. Helen, with help from her daughters and sisters-in-law, had put on a feast of treats for us and we had lots of jolly chat round the groaning table about what they’re all doing or hope to be doing with their lives, and they were kind enough to show interest in us and our trip.

The time whizzed by, and all too soon, Naomi had to take us away so that she could get back to husband, Max. Max had been unable to attend the party as he had been with his mother who unfortunately had been taken into hospital earlier in the week. We wish her well for a speedy recovery.


And that was Perth. Tomorrow morning, we join our next trip and head off east across the Nullabor Plain. Destination: Adelaide in ten days time.

TTFN - N